Many Democrats, Republicans would abstain from sex to ensure election victory, poll

No Harris, no humps. No Trump, no pumping.

It’s a ban on kicking that devout patriots are willing to implement to ensure their preferred presidential candidate is hailed as head of state, according to a recent report.

“In a world where politics seems to influence every corner of life, it turns out that not even the bedroom is immune to partisan divisions.” wrote the study authors from ZipHealtha virtual pharmacy.

Researchers surveyed more than 1,000 US men and women to determine how political affiliation influences sexual habits, preferences and behaviors.

Pundits have found that 50 percent of Democratic women would refrain from rolling until Election Day, Nov. 5, to ensure Vice President Kamala Harris takes the big O — the Oval Office, that is.

The sisters of celibacy are joined by a staggering 41% of Democratic men, who also wouldn’t mind keeping it in their pants until Harris hits it big.

On the other side of the aisle, however, only 31 percent of Republican men would give up a good cup for Trump.

The GOPs must have it, it seems.

But it’s no big shock that the race to the White House is making people go hard.

The battle for POTUS has sharply divided the nation, with supporters on both sides feverishly backing their choice — regardless of how those pledges of allegiance affect their personal lives.

And while some voters work to protect themselves from election chaos, such as brides-to-be instituting a “no political discussion” rule. at their upcoming nuptials, others desperately fear the messy breakup will spoil family gatherings during the holidays.

Well, it’s already spending time together for two.

Radical Republican and Democratic devotees don’t just differ in their political positions, according to the ZipHealth study.

The investigators found that men on opposite sides also differed in their erectile dysfunction tendencies.

“Republican couples (29%) were more likely to struggle with erectile dysfunction (ED) than Democratic couples (22%),” the data showed. “Among those with ED, Republican couples (53%) are more likely to use ED medications than Democratic couples (43%).”

But when it comes to weird fetishes, the findings reveal that behind closed doors, all the Yankee Doodle dandies have similar tastes.

“Role-playing” and “orgasm control” ranked as two of the “most common concerns” among men and women on both sides.

At least there are some things the nation can agree on.