You “red pill” Americans, raiding their homes and killing their pets

So one of the key differences between the left and the right is the willingness of one side to leave you alone. Sure, all politicians want power, but clearly one kind is more invasive than the other. So meet public enemy number one: Peanut the Squirrel – apparently the most sinister rodent since Adam Schiff. Or was until the state of New York decided it had to go.

His crimes seem to have had something to do with living inside, unlike half of New York City. I guess if he had a tent and smoked meth, he’d still be with us. But last week, agents from New York state The Department of Environmental Conservation launched a five-hour raid on the home of Peanut’s owner, Mark Longo, and took Peanut into custody.

Peanut or P’Nut the squirrel has 532,000 followers on Instagram. (peanut_the_squirrel12 via Instagram)

Five hours! It must have taken that long to put the handcuffs on. But thanks to ten agents, trained for heavy resistance, Peanut was detained with minimal damage. They must have spent all five hours getting their nuts in. But to these brave New York Environmental Conservancy agents, that was Bin Laden. Clearly, Peanut had to go. A rodent nazi, a nut-zi, if you will, because in New York, they don’t want the squirrels to take your nuts, only the pediatricians. Now, Peanut had a co-conspirator – Fred the raccoon.

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Obviously a criminal because he always wore a mask. Fred was also removed in the raid and, for example, Peanut – executed. No trial, no jury, no trial, nothing. As if it were at Capitol on January 6. Maybe they were the ones who pooped on Pelosi’s desk. Now, the state claims they had to euthanize both animals so they could be tested for rabies after Peanut bit one of the officials. Yes, a bite that happened during the raid, meaning the state claims it fixed the problem they caused themselves.

Peanut the squirrel enjoys some peanuts in this photo shared on Instagram. (peanut_the_squirrel12 via Instagram)

They attacked a house, antagonized a terrified squirrel, and when it bit them, put it down. Case closed. The town is now safe from an adorable rodent. As for the owner, he and his wife think someone upset them. Apparently they have an OnlyFans page where they post porn, and that page helped them raise hundreds of thousands of dollars, which they used to buy their 350 acre property.

Now, as a resident of New York State, I cannot tell you how much I appreciate the state’s commitment to my safety. You know, I was beginning to think that with all this murder and homelessness and migrant chaosthings were going in the wrong direction. But now, thank God, we are back to order. First with the squirrels. Now the joke about priorities is obvious, but the process itself is not. Big government, by its very nature, only gets bigger. And as it grows, so does its intrusiveness. But because they want to control every aspect of your life, they drop the basics they were originally designed to cover: crime, sanitation, homelessness. Only instead of focusing on s— like your pets, your lemonade stands, your pronouns. And why? Well, what is government made of? Bureaucrats.

Nesting robots doing exactly what they are told. Think about it. Did anyone stop during this raid at any point and say, Hey, wait a minute, this is stupid, this is crazy, is this crazy Or was it all just automatic? As the old saying goes, just following orders. You know, we worry about the non-conscious thinking of artificial intelligence. Once it starts, you can’t stop it. But maids, civil servants and state environmental control officers are already there and worse.

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They just follow democratic politics with the power of judge, jury and executioner. The truth is that most people are not political until politics enters their lives. You might be completely disinterested in the whole thing and then the government shows up to tell you that you are The child’s gender is fungibleand your pets are consumables. It’s like the parents who never gave anything more than homework and soccer practice until Covid came along. And then they attended a school board meeting and realized the maniacs were in charge.

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Maybe we should thank China for inventing a virus that acted more like smelling salts for us and woke up the average citizen. Now, I’m not saying Peanut’s death just changed New York, but do you want to “red pill” America? Keep their houses and kill their pets.