Stormy Daniels Says Trump ‘Isn’t Arnold Palmer’

Donald Trump should have known he was opening himself up to potential comparisons when he decided to wax poetic about the size of golfer Arnold Palmer’s penis at a recent rally. And now, Stormy Daniels has eagerly taken the bait.

In a new video with comedian, Daily Beast contributor and noted political impressionist Matt Friend, the former adult film actress got a chance to — kind of — roast Trump in the face about her own ” virility”.

Asked by Friend (as Trump) if he plans to support his campaign on Election Day next month, Daniels disappoints with a no. But here’s the reason that will really get under Trump’s skin: “Because you’re not Arnold Palmer.”

“How would my small size compare to Arnold’s?” The friend’s Trump responds by playing. “Because Arnold had a big schlong. He had a big one in the dressing room, he was so big.”

“Mine’s bigger,” Daniels jokes, before Friend turns to talking about immigrants “eating dogs.”

“I don’t know about that, I’d rather eat cats,” Daniels says in response. “I have the trophies to prove it.”

Daniels, whose 2006 affair with Trump and subsequent hush money payment by Trump led to her criminal conviction, has never been shy about disparaging the former president’s genitalia , both in his 2018 book. Full disclosure and in interviews with inquisitive minds like Jimmy Kimmel, who presented him with a plate of orange mushrooms of different sizes to choose from.